User blog comment:That Epic/Total Drama: Clash of the Contestants -Day 6/@comment-1844926-20130402230025

There once lived three personified utensils: Fork, Spoon, and Knife.

They normally lived happily together, until Fork discovered that his girlfriend, Eggbeater, had been having an affair with Spoon.

“I can’t believe this!” Fork shouted after having opened the utensil drawer only to find Eggbeater and Spoon together. “Fork you, Spoon, fork you!”

“I-it’s not what it looks like!” Spoon sputtered. “We were just—,”

“No!” Fork cried, “It’s too late…” he proceeded to jump off the counter, plummeting into the oblivion known as the kitchen floor. Spoon and Eggbeater wept.

Meanwhile Knive remained the INV goddess of the skit.